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If something on my site offends you 

a) there were warnings, you chose to read on,

b) the following is a list of entities you should NOT blame

  • My husband
  • My kids
  • My employer (apart from offering me the job and providing me with the opportunity to attend these incidents where things happen to me)
  • The Public – although once again, if they don’t do some of the crazy things they do then I would have less to write about, so maybe we should thank them?
  • My parents, especially my mum, she did her best to put me off – she thought it would be gorey and it is!
  • My Instagram, Pinterest & FB Followers
  • The Cat
  • The Government – they have a lot to answer for already!
  • Secret CSI

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